“Mrs. Lovett, you’re a bloody wonder: eminently practical, and yet appropriate as always.”
"It’s a metaphor," the terrorist tells the FBI, "You put the bomb in the building but don’t blow it up."
Of all the shitty metaphor jokes, this is the shittiest.
"It’s a metaphor," I said to the annoying white girl, "I act like I care about your opinion but I actually don’t."
yeah but no one knew exactly if mikey and sarah called it quits so it’s ok for people to assume it’s rushed. but who really knows how long they’ve been separated.
sarah and mikey broke up two months ago
is there any concrete evidence other than her tweet though?
idk not really, it’s safe to assume but it’s not set in stone
wait how do we know they were separated? (sorry I’m a bit oblivious about these things)
IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT
WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE
what was that about him bottoming